It doesn’t take long for these kinds of things to surface, here is our top 10. If you’ve heard anymore, we would love to hear them.
One:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Two:
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Three:
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
Four:
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
Ten:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
Tiger’s wife has improved his game. She made him a true scratch golfer.
I’m not surprised Tiger’s feeling a little below par this morning. He was trying too hard for a birdie.
Tiger Woods is to star in a new movie —-
Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant!
Elin is coming out with her own line of golf clubs. They will be marketed as “the only clubs you can beat Tiger with”.
What has been said in one of the articles is that his wife is unable to satisfy him, Erlin should try harder so that the man does not stray if they are going to make it together. The man is not getting enough of Erlin let alone he finds the extra pleasure elsewhere. You may disobey all the ten commandments but not the 11th one, though shall not be caught like what happened to him. After all he is not managing the affairs properly no wonder the media is having a party now, just leave it Tiger to the big boys of this naughty game.
With regards to the Tiger issue, As the old saying goes, where there’s smoke there’s fire, where there’s fire there’s woods
America Tiger is truly amazing on the green as we know.
The other half of Thai Tiger finally primed on the mattress.
Welcome home Tiger to Thailand, land of the truly free loving.
Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa stops at three ho’s.
Is the Tiger a cheater
Update report : Tiger has completed hole no 15 (as far as we know),he has not lost any balls and it is uncertain how many holes he intends playing in this present round.
santa: “HO HO HO!”
tiger: “WHERE WHERE WHERE!”
shame! just continue playing golf, he is the best in the world at the game
I vbelive he has been playing such goiod golf because he knows how to hold a stiff shaft with a good grip.